Missiles are coming and there's no place to hide

“North Korea is bombing Hawaii,” a breathless Chief Alert Officer Garvey Erfald shouted as a he lunged into the community hall where the Homeland Security Committee was gathering for a crisis meeting.

 “How do we know they are North Korean?” asked Josh Dvorchak.

 “A spotter in Japan said they were short and fat,” Garvey responded. “And somebody on Wake Island said one had been labelled Little Rock...