Homeland Committee loses Amazon bid

"We lost it," exclaimed Little Jimmy, the only town elector with a computer now in his seventh year of online college with Budapest Institute.

The Community Homeland Security Committee had just been called to order by Chair Ork Dorken and was listening to Treasurer Orville Jordan's annual report when Little Jimmy came through the door.

"Lost what?" barked Old Sievert from the stuffed chair in the...