Official Newspaper of Eddy County since 1883
ALERT! Quarantine mode: separate toothbrushes, separate blankets, Lysol doorknobs and light switches every morning, noon and before bed. Gatorade...check, BRAT diet...check. Constant laundry. “Don’t go near him! In fact, don’t even look at him.” Batten down the hatches.
Please God, don’t let me catch this.
See, not only do we have the stomach virus, we’re also on vacation. It’s 65 degrees outside....