Old Sievert announces for President

“I’m going to run,” announced Old Sievert as he joined the other 12 town electors in the community hall for the spring planning conference of the Homeland Security Committee.

“That may be kind of risky, you using a cane and all,” noted Josh Dvorchik. “I haven’t seen you run in weeks.”

“Well, this is it,” Old Sievert continued. “I’m running for president. All the eligible and their dogs are out the...