My exclusive interview with the fly that sat on Pence's head

Q: Congratulations, Mr. Fly. You won the vice presidential debate Thursday night. You are America's Insect. How do you feel today?

A: Just like the president, I feel great. I felt it was my solemn duty to participate.

Q: Why? What compelled you to go sit on the vice president's head for so long? Have you always been interested in politics?

A: Not until Thursday night. I was always content to zip h...